1. F'ing turn signals: I have no idea what's going on in your head, fellow driver. But the automobile manufacturers were smart. They realized this, so they implemented little devices to give me just a little piece of what you're thinking. Things like "I need to get into that other lane" or "I should start slowing down because my turn is up ahead." Everyman is the king or queen of their own world, but you have to realize that there are other kingdoms nearby who can destroy yours if treaties are not upheld. Call me usurper, call me what you will, but one day I'm going to wreck your shit because I had no idea you were coming into my lane. Just sayin'.
2. Pedestrians, don't walk diagonally to your destination in parking lots. Walk in straight lines so the rest of us can get to our destination quicker. It only makes sense. The faster I arrive at my intended location, the less gas I use. Help the planet. You might as well be driving a gas guzzling SUV, you insensitive jerk.
That is all for now. More to follow.
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